The daughter of the first Merp fleet admiral in Starfleet, and a lover of animals. Extremely clumsy and awkward, Abstract Merp got her name because she only talks in abstract/poetic/nonsensical sentences, which T'Via translates into "normal" speech for as her best friend and first officer. Has a pet tortoise that lives on the bridge. She was a popular poet on her planet in her youth.

Clover is her lover, though their relationship is secret, and her tortoise is named Velvet.

History

Abstract became the Captain of the U.S.S. Tree Sparrow after a history of accidents, messups and misunderstandings all across her service. Considered an embarassment by Starfleet Command, but too connected to the admiralty to discharge or stick at a desk or low-level job, Abstract is given command of a scrapped starship model, given scrapped uniform designs and a crew full of fellow troublemakers and misfits in a gigantic effort to "clean things up" in the Starfleet world. However, Abstract takes a very long time to realize that she is unwanted due to her naivety.

Art

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